Wow! These Ebay Questions Are Fun!!

To: direct_used_tires From: *****s763 Sent: Dec-09-10 10:18 AM

Dear direct_used_tires, can u remove them not legal here in wi - *****s763

USED SNOW TIRE HANKOOK WINTER 195 65 15 (12/32NDS) Item Id: 110606102409 End time: Dec-31-10 07:02:57 PST Buyer: Listing Status: This message was sent while the listing was active.

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Now she is correct, I looked it up studded snow tires are banned in Wisconsin and 8 other states (including Hawaii... imagine that?). They are banned for sale, but those passing through the state are exempt.
At any rate, you tell me should I remove my listing because of this?

By the way, it is also illegal in Wisconsin,
1) for a restaurant to serve apple pie without cheese
2) to not have screens on your windows from May 1 to October 1
3) to serve yellow butter substitute
4) to cut a woman's hair
5) to kiss on a train
AND drum roll,please....speaking of trains; when two trains pass at an intersection ( I assume in a train station) neither may pass until the other does.

Although I could not find evidence on the internet, it must also be illegal in Wisconsin to retire at the top of your game. How else can you explain Brett Farve??

Ebay Members Say the Darned-est Things

This is the actual conversation thread we just had with an EBay member. I'm not smart enough to make this stuff up, prepare to be amazed....

HIM
Dear direct_used_tires,

i'll give ya 50 for the pair , p/u local
- srsrace71

ME

Dear srsrace71,

We do not end live auctions, after tires have run through the live auction twice they are moved to the store for 15% higher price (due to fees) after 30 days in the store then we start accepting offers.
Local pick up is however available for $5 each when a sell is finalized, which is waived if we install the tires ($12 each)
Thank you
- direct_used_tires

HIM

Dear direct_used_tires,

nice policy , hope i don't go into the business you'll be beat
- srsrace71

ME

Dear srsrace71,

excuse me? jump right in the water's fine. Your stellar feedback indicates that you'll do just fine.

Happy Holidays
- direct_used_tires

HIM

Dear direct_used_tires,

only a jackass would respond as such,, no i'll not dabble in the used tire sales , too many morons , i will however legislate the sale of second hand tires to be NOT LEGAL ,, thnx
- srsrace71

HIM (again before I saw the first one)

Dear direct_used_tires,

ok,
just got off the phone w/my good friend THE CONGRESSMAN ,the sale of used passenger car tires has been on the docket & will no longer be legal after 1/2014 ;it's over;just like leaded gas ,, you've got 3 years ,oh light truck 2015,, enjoy
- srsrace71

ME

Dear srsrace71,

Off your meds? Let me get this straight, we politely decline your offer then reply to your silly follow up email. Now YOU call a congressman and get used tires banned from the entire county? This is Great! Look for this conversation on the internet,, you may just be the next star wars dude!
- direct_used_tires

ME

Dear srsrace71,

while you’re at it can you get the IRS abolished and let us go with a flat national sales tax? I send you the tires for free if you get that done ol' great poo-baa
- direct_used_tires