Wow! These Ebay Questions Are Fun!!

To: direct_used_tires From: *****s763 Sent: Dec-09-10 10:18 AM

Dear direct_used_tires, can u remove them not legal here in wi - *****s763

USED SNOW TIRE HANKOOK WINTER 195 65 15 (12/32NDS) Item Id: 110606102409 End time: Dec-31-10 07:02:57 PST Buyer: Listing Status: This message was sent while the listing was active.

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Now she is correct, I looked it up studded snow tires are banned in Wisconsin and 8 other states (including Hawaii... imagine that?). They are banned for sale, but those passing through the state are exempt.
At any rate, you tell me should I remove my listing because of this?

By the way, it is also illegal in Wisconsin,
1) for a restaurant to serve apple pie without cheese
2) to not have screens on your windows from May 1 to October 1
3) to serve yellow butter substitute
4) to cut a woman's hair
5) to kiss on a train
AND drum roll,please....speaking of trains; when two trains pass at an intersection ( I assume in a train station) neither may pass until the other does.

Although I could not find evidence on the internet, it must also be illegal in Wisconsin to retire at the top of your game. How else can you explain Brett Farve??

Ebay Members Say the Darned-est Things

This is the actual conversation thread we just had with an EBay member. I'm not smart enough to make this stuff up, prepare to be amazed....

HIM
Dear direct_used_tires,

i'll give ya 50 for the pair , p/u local
- srsrace71

ME

Dear srsrace71,

We do not end live auctions, after tires have run through the live auction twice they are moved to the store for 15% higher price (due to fees) after 30 days in the store then we start accepting offers.
Local pick up is however available for $5 each when a sell is finalized, which is waived if we install the tires ($12 each)
Thank you
- direct_used_tires

HIM

Dear direct_used_tires,

nice policy , hope i don't go into the business you'll be beat
- srsrace71

ME

Dear srsrace71,

excuse me? jump right in the water's fine. Your stellar feedback indicates that you'll do just fine.

Happy Holidays
- direct_used_tires

HIM

Dear direct_used_tires,

only a jackass would respond as such,, no i'll not dabble in the used tire sales , too many morons , i will however legislate the sale of second hand tires to be NOT LEGAL ,, thnx
- srsrace71

HIM (again before I saw the first one)

Dear direct_used_tires,

ok,
just got off the phone w/my good friend THE CONGRESSMAN ,the sale of used passenger car tires has been on the docket & will no longer be legal after 1/2014 ;it's over;just like leaded gas ,, you've got 3 years ,oh light truck 2015,, enjoy
- srsrace71

ME

Dear srsrace71,

Off your meds? Let me get this straight, we politely decline your offer then reply to your silly follow up email. Now YOU call a congressman and get used tires banned from the entire county? This is Great! Look for this conversation on the internet,, you may just be the next star wars dude!
- direct_used_tires

ME

Dear srsrace71,

while you’re at it can you get the IRS abolished and let us go with a flat national sales tax? I send you the tires for free if you get that done ol' great poo-baa
- direct_used_tires

4 Free Tire Tips from Your Friends at Direct Tire

The 3 most important factors in maximizing the life of your tires are:

PROPER INFLATION: This is easily accomplished by using any air vending machine or with a tire gauge. The manufacture’s recommended tire pressure is stamped into the side wall of nearly all tires. Over inflation is as dangerous as under inflation. You should check you inflation at least every third time you add fuel. Many slow leaks aren’t detected until it’s too late.

ROTATION: Proper rotation greatly increases the lifetime of your tires. Tires on the front and the rear develop particular wear patterns that will quickly wear your tires down if not rotated to the opposite axle to compensate the wear patterns. Higher quality tires should be rotated in a modified “X” with rear tires crossing to the front and front tires going directly to the rear. HOWEVER older or cheaper tires should be simply moved front to rear as they do not react well to this pattern. Tires should be rotated every 5000 to 7500 miles while 4wd vehicles should be rotated every 4000 miles.

Tire Balancing: Should only be necessary if there is a problem. However many times the problem is overlooked. Slight vibration in the steering wheel is the most common warning sign. Also if your rear view mirrors vibrate or you feel a vibration, notice a weight missing (can be seen clearly as a clean spot), or if you hit a curb or pot hole. “Heavy Spots” often develop in tires not properly rotated; balancing can extend the life of such a tire.

Direct Tire’s Free Tire Tip # 4 Often when it feels like one or both of your front tires are shaking or “fighting” you especially in turns, it’s not your front tires damaged but one or both of your rear tires. Often with a broken belt in a rear tire the front tires have to fight the rear tire(s) to track properly.

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Are used tires right for me?

The simple answer is, Maybe.

Obviously the the real answer is more complicated. It also involves a few questions of it's own.

Q1 Are you trying to get a car sold, or moved? Then "YES". If you are trying to trade in a car the dealer will penalize your trade in value if the car does not have at least 4 32nds or tread and a matching set of tires. They'll give you less allowance on your trade in without even telling you that a $28 used tire would have allowed you another $200 in trade in value.
Q2 Are you turning in a lease? Then "YES". Again without 4 32nds of tread you are going be "fined" on your trade in. Read the fine print of your contract.
Q3 Are you driving a salvage title car? Then "YES". Most salvage title cars are designated as such due to frame damage. This makes the tire track off, and they will eat tires. The car may be perfectly fine other than it's appetite for rubber. You should rotate your tires twice as often as normal and find a good supplier for used tires. In fact I once owned a Mercedes with this problem and I purchased the proper size used tires every time i came across them and kept my own supply. I highly recommend this if the size is 15 inches or smaller as those are much harder to find.
Q4 Is money tight? Then "YES" Many high quality used tires are available nearly everywhere. Make sure you are dealing with a reputable dealer who will install and warranty your tires. A little known secrete about the used tire market is that people who buy used tires generally buy a tire every 90 days. This is a much higher rate than new tires, so develop a relationship with a used tire dealer and stick with them, and they'll take real good care of you.
Q5 Are you looking for NEW or LIKE NEW tires for next to nothing? Then 'NO". two things about nearly new tires. #1 If it seems too good to be true then it's not. Most of the time that perfect tire has a broken belt, or pin holes in the side wall. #2 If they are like new then the dealer is going to command a premium for them, and most likely you could buy the same size in a cheaper brand for close to what you'll pay for them.
Q6 Have you damaged one or two of the tires you are now running? Then "YES". Many times matching your tires with used ones with similar tread wear is a great way to get the most out of the remaining tires on you car. Replacing one or two until you are ready to replace the set with new tires will maximize the value of your tires, and insure you get the most out of the tires as a whole.

The Bottom line is that used tires purchased from a dealer who stands behind their product can save you money in more ways than just the initial cost of the tires.


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